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Steak House Dialogue.A early twenties male is sitting in a booth in a steakhouse. He has a salad in front of him. The booth directly behind him has a man who looks about 35. He has a steak in front of him. The Early Twenties Male Turns around and leans over his seat to talk to the 35 Year old male.Steak House Dialogue.
The Early Twenties Male “Say, sir, is that fine American monstrosity parked outside yours?”
35 Year Old. “What?”
The Early Twenties Male “The hummer, Parked outside. Is that yours?”
35 Year Old “Yea, what of it?”
The Early Twenties Male “Well. I was just wondering… why?” &nbs
by ~Thetieninja
Look at me, I'm George BushyLook at me, I'm George Bushy, Lousy with my policies. Can't go to jail cuz my dad would post bail. I can't, I'm George Bushy!Look at me, I'm George Bushy
Watch it! Hey, I'm so anti-gay, Cuz I was brought up that way. Won't change my mind even if it's unkind, I can't, I'm anti-gay!
I don't lie, I swear! I can't say nuclear. I get ill from one set of queers.
Keep your liberal paws off my right-wing laws! Would you pull that crap with my dad?
As for you, girl turned 13, I know what you want from me. You got knocked up by your dad in his truck? So what
by ~Oriana-X-Myst
New sub-humans foundNew sub-humans foundNew sub-humans found
Today we venture into a mysterious and almost completely unexplored aspect of the human culture. The high school. This environment is dangerous to explore without an experienced guide, but as they all seem to be missing, this brief explanation will serve as a cover.
The habitat of the typical high schooler is ever changing. At the sound of a shrill call from somewhere within the deep recesses of the campus, and regardless of what activity is in motion at the moment every student- as these creatures are called when speaking of only one- abruptly leaves their seat and shif
by ~evillemonnumber845
Geek ArchetypesBecause of my writing, many people consider me a geek ambassador to the rest of the world. They barrage me with questions:Geek Archetypes
What is a geek? What makes a geek different from a nerd or a dork? How can I tell the difference? Who are some famous geeks?
And most importantly: Where can I find a geek? How do I pick him up?
And from the men "Where the hell are the geek girls?"
A caveat before we begin...I am making generalizations based on my own experiences. Not all geeks conform to these standards...consider them guidelines.
WHAT IS A GEEK?
A geek, quite simply, is a man o
by ~AiyokuAngel
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- Personal Quote: "You may love the acorns, but the acorns may not love you back."
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